Candy Bar
“The billionaire's guilty pleasure”
Gas Station Hot Dog
“Living dangerously”
Big Mac
“Over 2.5 billion served — you're helping”
Starbucks Latte
“Write 'Billionaire' on the cup”
Chipotle Burrito
“Guac is extra. You can afford it.”
Avocado Toast
“Millennials' secret to NOT buying a house”
Large Pizza
“The great equalizer”
Movie Theater Popcorn
“Yes, this is the real price”
Lobster Dinner
“Fancy. You deserve it.”
Sushi Omakase
“Chef's choice, billionaire's tab”
1lb Wagyu A5 Beef
“The Rolls-Royce of steaks”
Nintendo Switch
“Zelda isn't gonna play itself”
PS5
“Finally in stock”
AirPods Pro
“Lose one, buy another”
iPhone 16 Pro Max
“New one comes out in 6 months anyway”
MacBook Pro
“The touchbar is gone. You're welcome.”
65" OLED TV
“For watching your net worth on CNBC”
Meta Quest 3
“Zuckerberg thanks you”
DJI Drone
“Spy on your own island”
Gaming PC (maxed out)
“RGB makes it faster, obviously”
Tesla Powerwall
“Prepare for the apocalypse in style”
Home Theater System
“IMAX at home”
Pair of Jeans
“Just regular jeans. You're a billionaire, not a monster.”
Nike Air Jordans
“His Airness approves”
Ray-Ban Sunglasses
“To hide from the paparazzi”
Canada Goose Jacket
“For when your yacht goes to Alaska”
Supreme Brick
“It's literally a brick”
Gucci Handbag
“It's not a purse, it's an investment”
Louis Vuitton Trunk
“For packing your other luxury items”
Hermès Birkin Bag
“6-year waitlist. Money can't buy time. Just kidding.”
Rolex Submariner
“Time is money. This watch is both.”
Patek Philippe Watch
“You never actually own one. You merely look after it.”
Diamond Ring (3ct)
“She said yes. Probably.”
Custom Suit (Savile Row)
“Tailored in London, worn once”
Dyson Vacuum
“Even billionaires have dust”
Peloton Bike
“Collecting dust in 3... 2... 1...”
Hot Tub
“Bad decisions start here”
Swimming Pool
“Fill it with money, Scrooge McDuck style”
Jet Ski
“Kenny Powers energy”
Grand Piano (Steinway)
“You don't play piano? Learn.”
Full Kitchen Renovation
“Marble everything”
Home Elevator
“Stairs are for the middle class”
Panic Room
“For when the revolution comes”
Gold Toilet
“Yes, they exist. Yes, you need one.”
Pay Off Student Loans
“The American Dream, one loan at a time”
Wedding (average US)
“Cheaper than the divorce”
Year of College Tuition
“Knowledge is expensive”
Adopt a Pet
“The only good impulse buy”
Funeral (average US)
“Gotta plan ahead”
LASIK Eye Surgery
“See your wealth in HD”
Invisalign
“Smile for the Forbes cover”
Year of Health Insurance
“The American Dream™”
Have a Baby (first year)
“Heir to the fortune”
Divorce (average US)
“It was a good run”
Used Honda Civic
“Humble beginnings”
Ford F-150 Raptor
“'Murica”
Cybertruck
“Bulletproof. Allegedly.”
Tesla Model S Plaid
“0-60 in 1.9s. 0-bankrupt in never.”
Porsche 911
“Mid-life crisis? No. Lifestyle.”
Lamborghini Huracán
“Poster on every teenager's wall”
Ferrari SF90
“Red. Obviously.”
Rolls-Royce Phantom
“Your chauffeur will love it”
Bugatti Chiron
“Top speed: who cares, you're rich”
Armored Humvee
“For the school run”
Monster Truck
“SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY”
Fire Truck
“Just in case”
Zamboni
“Every billionaire needs one”
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
“Only one exists. Now it's yours.”
Helicopter
“Skip traffic forever”
Private Jet (Gulfstream G700)
“Commercial is for peasants”
Mega Yacht
“Technically a floating city”
Cruise Ship
“Buffet included”
Sailboat
“Wind is free. The boat isn't.”
Personal Submarine
“For exploring your own ocean”
Hot Air Balloon
“The original first class”
House (US median)
“The American Dream (requires 30yr mortgage for normal people)”
Beach House Malibu
“Salt air and celebrities”
Ranch in Montana
“Lots of land, zero neighbors”
Mansion Beverly Hills
“Pool, tennis court, existential emptiness”
Penthouse NYC
“Central Park views, $200/month doorman tip”
Castle in Europe
“Ghosts included at no extra charge”
Private Island
“WiFi not guaranteed”
Skyscraper
“Put your name on it”
The White House (estimated)
“Not actually for sale. Probably.”
Courtside NBA Tickets
“Close enough to get sweat on you”
Super Bowl Tickets (front row)
“The halftime show alone is worth it”
Trip to Space (SpaceX)
“One small step for a billionaire”
Around-the-World Cruise
“6 months, 30 countries, 1 buffet”
Climb Everest (guided)
“Sherpa does the heavy lifting”
Rent Disneyland (1 day)
“No lines. No kids. Just you.”
Dinner with Warren Buffett
“He'll probably order a Coke”
Banksy Print
“May self-destruct”
Fund a Hollywood Movie
“You're the executive producer now”
Super Bowl Ad (30 sec)
“30 seconds of fame”
Mona Lisa (estimated)
“The Louvre would like a word”
Naming Rights for a Stadium
“The [Your Name] Arena”
Formula 1 Team
“Vroom vroom, but make it fashion”
NBA Team
“You're now courtside every game”
NFL Team
“Tailgate at your own stadium”
Host the Olympics
“What could go wrong?”
Aircraft Carrier
“For your personal navy”
Nuclear Submarine
“Dive, dive, dive!”
Launch a Satellite
“Your own eye in the sky”
Build a Space Station
“The ultimate flex”
Dig a Tunnel (1 mile)
“Elon already tried this”
Print Every Wikipedia Page
“500,000 volumes of pure knowledge”
Fill a Pool with Champagne
“Dom Pérignon, obviously”
Buy Twitter/X
“Free speech isn't free”
Buy TikTok
“Dance videos: acquired”
Start a Country
“Good luck at the UN”
Feed a Family for a Year
“Real impact, real lives”
Adopt 100 Shelter Dogs
“They all need homes 🐕”
Clean Water for a Village
“Liquid gold, but actually useful”
Build a School
“Invest in the future”
Fund a Scholarship (4yr)
“Change someone's life”
Build 100 Homes (Habitat)
“100 families, 100 roofs”
Vaccinate 1M People
“Saving lives at scale”
Build a Hospital
“Your name on the wing”
End World Hunger (1 year)
“If only it were this simple”
Cure a Disease (R&D fund)
“Nobel Prize pending”
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